What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."