When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.