What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.