How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions