How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.