What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!