A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A hotdog
They just click you know
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Julio
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Command Alt Right.
A Cheetah.
Because he had no direction.
Jail break.
Nonanol.
Creamation.
To a weterinarian!
The cow jumped over the moon.
