What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.