What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.