How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.