How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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FORE!

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.