What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog