What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.