What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog