What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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I'm tired".

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Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Sparky

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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In a bucket.

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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They do Yoda.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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So they can see where they are going

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.