What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.