What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.