Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture