Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!