What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.