Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment