Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.