What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!