Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.