Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak