What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH