What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon