What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.