What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids