Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.