Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist