Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.