Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.