Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.