Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.