Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite