Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Necking.

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.