Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!