Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.