Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Khal Pacino.

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.