Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.