Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians