How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan