How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.