Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs