Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !