What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.