What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !