What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker