What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !