What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.