What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.