What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.