What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.