What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.