Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How do you save a drowning black family?

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.