Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.