Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.