What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!