Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up