Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?