Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.