Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus