Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"