Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.