Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"