Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant