How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.