How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist