How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize