What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.