What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse