What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!