Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally