Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally