Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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A: She opens the car door.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Because they just won't open their eyes!

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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For Catcalling

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.