Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.