Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.