How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !