How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man