How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !