Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.