What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)