How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob