Loose Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.