What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.