What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.