Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Irony Jokes More Irony Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith