Because he was too slow.
It's over, man.
She was hit by a bus
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
a poop
Failing to get away.
inventor of Autocorrect
Only Sum
How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"