What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.