What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.