Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
An egg gets laid
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Because his mixtape was to die for...
because it was being driven by a woman
Because she's a woman.
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Jockey and Jill!
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
I never sausage a body."
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
He pities the fool.
Creamation.
