What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.