What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?