What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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